England
@InvincibleBritishEmpire
male Great Britain (UK)
I'm relatively peaceful and easy to get along with as long as you stay on my good side.(I won't list any names, but you know who you are.) If you need anything, feel free to ask-my door's almost always open, and whether it be advice or a warm cup of
would like to take a moment to think about the people suffering from the recent earthquake in Turkey.
England
has
done a blasphemous thing and skipped out on a meeting -he's lying on his back outside the building, just staring up at the sky.
would like to see the frog try to do this. 
Flaming Waterfall of Mexican Coffee in Rocky Point, Mex...
Flaming Waterfall of Mexican Coffee in Rocky Point, Mex...
[Event] has finally done it! He's managed to sneak into the only pub in town which, unfortunately, run by a supervillain-he's going
really needs to go out and get wasted...anyone want to come along?
England
has
fallen asleep on the subway and is,unfortunately, plagued by his usual nightmares.
England
has
reason to believe that he's finally gone off his rocker-there's a...bloody pirate ship on his front lawn...
England
is
standing in the rain, arms outstretched and face tilted up towards the sky.
England
thinks
that America's presidents/presidental candidates always say the most...interesting things. 
Rick Perry — A BLR Soundbite
Rick Perry — A BLR Soundbite
[Event]is having trouble with his Biology homework...what the bloody hell is glycogen...?