I forgot how fine I looked in my latest picture...

Fools! How do you... like my new look?

[ooc] "Can it be the one about the little girl who finds the perfect scythe and gets married just like Mama and Papa?"

I suddenly crave carrot soup sans the carrots. I wonder if the mastiff troupe would like some as well.

www.lamebook.com/wp-cont... My mundane won't stop laughing at this. Care to explain why, fools?

Today I am travelling to California with a troupe of dancing mastiffs. Wish me luck!

Cleverbot is Kid.

I've just noticed that Hiro dresses like a hooker. That will be very handy in Vegas!

I **cannot poop**.

Fool! Plurk, if you do not correctly update, I will be forced to inflict Consequence 1 of disobeying my provisions!