Fool! Plurk, if you do not correctly update, I will be forced to inflict Consequence 1 of disobeying my provisions!
maybe it stopped updating bcuz ur ANNOYING IT
Or maybe it's because you signed up!
... dat cud b it
my bigness is 2 much
my produser sayd dat my bigness broke lj once
more like your big ass
Fool! I didn't mean it that way!
Besides, you are nothing without the Holy Sword.
SHUT UP WHO R U 2 SAY DAT
...
ew
and my ass is not big
its perfect
MAKA has a perfect ass
yours is saggy as hell
... have u seen it?
NO
so ther
dances out of this plurk.
yea go away
i dont want u
plurk dont either
HEY BRO
do you like cock
... yeah, i have. it's perfect. you could cup it in your hands and it'd be firm
what
holy shit are you talking about
*that*
i ment my ass
OH
YOUR ASS
I WILL PUT MY COCK IN THERE
BEND OVER
...
ew who r u
PEACE
HOLD HIM DOWN
NO
WHILE I HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM
oh your ass is like, damn
HAY
WAIT
NO
GROSS
/rubs
I WOULD BUT HE'D THROW ME INTO A WALL
GO AWAY
YOU ARE DELICIOUS LIKE SUNSETS AND ROSES
AND CHOCOLATE
ILL KILL U ALL
I WANT TO STUFF YOUR ELEGANCE INTO MY MOUTH
EWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WHILE YOU RIDE MY GLORIOUS SHOTACOCK
UR WHA
/STEPS OUTTA DIS PLURK
eats popcorn
... Consequence 1 is pretty bad.
u all r gay man
ALL U
but how can i be gay if i love you
yes how can we be gay if we love you
you are the better halves of us
wat
confused
you are the peanut butter to my jelly
am not
the road to my rash
...ew
the lice to my head
.................EW
WTF
and the anus to my cock
... no
nonononono
im filing a restraning order
YOU ARE ENIGMATIC AND BEAUTIFUL
kid is less creepy dan u
HOW CAN YOU DO THAT IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM
I dedicate my existence to you
You are the stars to my sky.