I **cannot poop**.
That sounds like a personal problem.
Fool! It's because my toilet isn't of the highest class...
Perhaps Home Depot would have a better one?
... ew
Fool! It must be the toilet of kings!
...Which you could find at Home Depot, I'm sure.
No!
ew
no he has 2 boter some1 2 do it
2 poop 4 him