Today I am travelling to California with a troupe of dancing mastiffs. Wish me luck!
what
Fool! What part of that plurk was "what" inducing?
I think the part about dancing mastiffs
Yes, well, we can't all be *poodles*, can we.
what. I am not a poodle, you unsavory Charlton!
Mayhaps thou wouldst be acquainted with the end of mine blade!
A proper poodle you are, and with a grab smack of Labrador! A labradoodle, I say!
AT LEAST MY MOTHER LOVED ME!