damn, I was hoping to be able to say I knew her back when... when I saw ya on the talk show circuits

In all fairness, I was never actually asked to rectify that situation.

I completely missed the "not" on the first read

Neither am I.

SexySiloPuddinPie: Damn! I’m so sorry. Completely unintentional!

Congrats! LOL

Unfortunately, being NOT pregnant means I possibly have some sort of cyst on my brain

My husband says this is highly unlikely, as he’s not sure I actually have a brain

#mean

SqueakTomsen: I know, right?

Zeus went though a you're-not-pregnant-maybe-it's-something-in-your-head thing too...