I have an owl.

Today was one of those days.
If it could go wrong, it has.

"Virgin Voyages" (cruise line) are offering an Annual Pass. $120,000 for a 2 berth cabin (private balcony) on every day fur a year. Same ship, different ships, they don't care.
All food, laundry, wifi free, a $100 bar tab for every home departure, free "specialty coffee".

Wow. Alice Cooper on tour, stopping in Orlando in Feb.

You're kidding, right?