is spreadin' this shit everywhere: This dog's inability to catch food in his mouth is what slo-...

anybody remember the videos of the guy "cooking" things in the microwave? the one who taught you how to make mac and cheese with the plastic spoon still in the bowl?

ha! the ex wants a piece of paper from me that will save him $1000-$1500... and is willing to give me $100 for tracking it down for him. seems legit, right?

ok, it's midnight and i'm going out to dumpster dive and buy paint, dammit!

gosh, Shattered, i'm sorry for accidentally causing us to have a battle to the death in a water-filled rubbermaid trash can. good job on magically thwarting that, though.

just told the guy i'm about to spend the weekend with that i had to poop. #bringinsexyback

who was that guy? with the sad "cooking" videos? he showed you how to make microwave mac and cheese, etc.

Mom's surgery for her leg is in a couple of hours. Bives, please?

eating something today might be a thing.

so, a while back, someone posted a pattern for a scarf/shawl. where did i put it? I DON'T KNOW.