'bout to have to educate someone of facebook. sigh urge to bitchslap overwhelming urge to politely ask if they're really that stoopid. someone wanna take this for me?

i very nearly can't with all the misplaced self-righteousness and willful ignorance and bullshit out there right now. y'all are my only safe place.

also, shattered, a book at the library told me you wanted to see me.

found the office space i want that is perfect in every conceivable way, and the timing sucks. OFFICE SPACE NEAR DOWNTOWN!!

if i am trying to smell, please shut up.

so is anyone actually doing camp nano? should i bother to create a novel?

PSA: unless you are already sleeping next to me from the booty call last night, 7:30 a.m. booty calls are unproductive. yes, you look fantastic half naked. shhh, it's morning.

...wait, am i supposed to be doing a writery thing this month?

wotitdo, one of my okcupid messages is from someone with gattaca in their username!!

birthday plans went kablooey, plan B is a first date with an innnnteresting prospect. do i know what i wanna do? bluescreen NOPE. ideas?