be happy i don't tell y'all every little detail of my life (just the amusing ones).

when ya gotta go, ya gotta go

and when you gotta share....?

well, i just figured it was a situation of "i'm enjoying chatting with you, but I really gotta poop now. we'll talk later when I'm less stressed in the sphincter area"

which is a perfectly valid reason for sharing

I'm pretty sure he poops on occasion too

well, yeah.

there are reasons i'm willing to spend an entire weekend with this person.

his only response was, after a respectable lapse, to say "poop faster!"

ew.

<---- not a ryan fan

nor am I, but it just seemed to fit here

you are not wrong.

I like to make sure everyone knows about my poop situations, including but also not limited to poop awareness levels, odor, texture, danger to inhabited areas and if they looked like someone famous

hmph. except us. you never tell US about your poops.

do you not subscribe to my tlog? that's my turd-log for anyone not hip enough to know

wasn't invited.

link?

the turd log actually is only available as viewed in person on a roll of toilet paper. but I won't charge you to read it!