god bless it. children.

Awww niece is cute. She likes my hair "yellow"

[gpoy] And here we have the wild Bird imitating Prussia imitating Germany...

[bandwagon] Uncommon headcanon meme

you know, I'm beginning to understand the inspiration behind "Go the Fuck to Sleep"...

America you didn't

I really wish manufacturers would make it easier to find information about what their non-food products are made with : |

[aywas] you know, whenever an enemy that is supposed to be asleep dodges an attack, I just get this mental image...

fuck fuck fuck overslept wait why am I on plurk I have places to be

=ᴖ= that moment when McDonald's forgets the majority of your order...