it is now 50 minutes past their bedtime

Niece is insisting on drinks, snacks, and locating the perfect stuffed animal (and it has to be one of hers, it can't be one of mommy's or Uncle Bird's)

Nephew is still doing his homework, because he neglected to inform us he had any until it was story time.

(despite one of the three questions asked when he gets home being, "Do you have homework?")

and here I am like, "I have plans. Go the fuck to sleep."

yeahhhh Nephew is in a lot of trouble

because he specifically told Chris that he didn't have homework... and he also hasn't folded his laundry (actually, he left it scattered about the floor)