been practicing slap shots at the local ice rink, but he keeps missing entirely or slipping and falling on the ice. What's up with him

been feeling way more lonely than usual lately. He's used to silence but this is just stifling.

genuinely wants to know if it's possible to smoke maple. Not that he'd try it or anything, he's just really curious.

[Artie~] shifts from one foot to the other outside Arthur's door. His hands are behind his back, clutching a bouquet of brilliant red that

a stack of very old, thick photo albums and a cup of hot cocoa, ready for the next few bitter-sweet nostalgic hours.

just bought 2 dozen donuts with the Canadian flag on them. If he eats them all at once and goes into a sugar coma... It'll so be worth it.

too much paperwork and is starting to wish he had a shorter attention-span because it's killing him. Come on, distractions...

can't decide on what his New Year resolution should be and feels beyond bad about it. Everyone else seems to have it figured out...

what people's New Year's resolutions are. He hasn't come up with his yet and thinks that maybe hearing other people's will give him ideas.

just accidentally locked himself in his attic while trying to clean it. He's misplaced his cellphone and now he's pretty much stuck there