Oh man my new neighbor is great

this little muffin is asleep.

https://i.redd.it/xamvqsp2nb2e1.jpeg thanks I hate it.

[in-laws] Well, Sergio told his mom that we didn't want to see her for Thanksgiving or my birthday. I feel major guilt vibes but I'm also like "that's your mom. If I say shit to her it's going to be a lot angrier than I mean".

https://i.imgur.com/OOo8Uiu.jpeg Morning!

I fought National Grid today! It was fucking bullshit.

[family] yeah I don’t think that there is a polite way of telling my mother in law to fuck off and I don’t want to see her again :/

good day to read on the porch with kitties

Jesus christ. :|

”Allison why so many bathroom shots” “literally at the Crane house where plumbing was revolutionized”