tell me I can't get these for me and Sergio for Christmas/Hanukkah

ahaha I like the bedspreadsheet

dee wants those stairs

dee cannot have those stairs if he wants my leg to survive a second break

that's a plumbing issue mate

it's even cleaning liquid blue

jesus christ.

auuuuugh your soul is now gone

no

who wants to live in a mall!

:|

I'm pretty sure I've seen a picture of the last one in "toilets that embody the Magnus Archive Entities: The Buried"

it screams "hey I have a little extra room in my builder-game house, might as well add another toilet to it!"

All of those mirrors are definitely haunted.

things designed by people who don't have to clean them

how much did they spend on this shit hole and not mange to get the carpet properly stretched

no

so much tripping over those stairs when cooking

something about that low ceiling at the tacky rug on the stairs reminds me of my grandma's house. feels cozy to me

absurd, but cozy

Prospective Homebuyer: What if I want to try taking a shit from the free throw line?

Realtor: I got u