Got off work an hour early instead of late for once!

I don't name inanimate things, and I'm not making selfatars for you guys. So there.

/scored free dinner aw yeah...also, marking 132 read bitches

So a cockroach just jumped in the window onto my face...

Getting a real place to stay this weekend! YEAH!

HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS

[meme] I'M THIRTY-SEVEN GUYS, DID YOU THINK I WAS OLDER?

sob why am I always late even when I start out on time

Had the weirdest dream last night.

Gotta start sleeping...ugh. So tired, guys. /stops whining now