I'm awake now.

That has happened to me exactly twice and it is every but as unpleasant as it sounds, dude.

No I sat up and spluttered and it ran and hid in the bathroom

Now I have to go get the creature catching container and throw it's ass back outside

/sigh

Yeah it sucks Eso. They have these scratchy feet and I know it is gone but it still feels like it's on my face. Ugh.

My mom's house had them, when I was little, Eck. They're the awfulest things in the world!

Lol Litha just straight up panics

Hey, man, don't lol at my childhood trauma.... Okay, actually, I lol at you enough, I suppose it's fair...

...Where do you people live? Haha they're common like everywhere aren't they?

My point is, I have GOOD REASON.

I generally leave them be since they're so hard to kill and I'm not into killing bugs unless a girl is crying or something, I seriously just

scoop them up and toss them out. But they do that Geronimo thing through the window and UGH man. Not a good way to wake up

Yeah it's cool. B used to totally Lise her shit over them. I had to kill a lot of em when I lived with her.

Ignore autocorrect it is a douche.

Ow. I just sneezed while I was halfway over the side of the bed and something in my back got tweaked. :|

/talented

*rubs*

Uh. Thanks.

Welcome

Ugh, unfortunate. :| Cockroaches kind of suck.

They really do man. I can't even find it to evict it.

The little fuckers can hide ANYWHERE.

and they fly

but I found it eventually!

YAY!