okay here’s my spoiler filled thoughts on Transformers One

finally going to see Transformers One. Thoughts when I get back

[transformers] Lorenzo di Bonaventura saying that from now on live action TF movies have to have the robot characters reacting to their own goals and drives and not just reacting to the human plot

[nintendo] Mario circling back to beat up Roy for the fourth time: I’M NOT-A DONE WITH YOU YET!

[sonic] yeah

Happy birthday to Transformers, the franchise that ruined my life

[uspol, cw: elon musk, cw: assassination, cw: inciting violence]

[venom] I got a bone to pick with your boy, thepreciousthing

I have a confession to make. I’m terrified of ratites. Not like, just cassowaries. All ostrich like birds.

[precure] Regina's Precure form, Cure Ally