Successfully replaced the front brake pads on the old car. A lot easier than I feared, aside from crushing my pinky-nail.

New word - pisspondent: a combo of pissed off & despondent.

It's amazing how quickly the member of the household to whom I'm related by marriage can turn my good mood into a bad one.

I can't remember if I've mentioned it here or not but my Instagram ID is TheTick

Sounds like I need to replace the front breaks on the old car

Doing laundry is so rascist. Separate tre whites. Give them the good detergent. Only the whites get washed in hot water.

today should've been a drinking day.

Come With Us- Lindsey Stirling & Cant Stop Wont ... a fun little summer tune if you can get past it looking like me doing the vocals

Since his comically botched Cheerio-burning protest, the guy lost his job and has now died.

Forbes Magazine: Under Obama, Gov't Spending at Lowest Rate Since Eisenhower Administration t.co/pPddRbWY