Watching Cowboys & Aliens for the 1st time. W/ such a big forehead, why was Olivia Wilde's character not thought to be an alien?

How bad is it that it's taken me until the finale of the 2nd season to realize the aliens are called skitters not skinners

9-month old NLWO in baby jail.

Friend of NLWO just showed wife how to enable Assisted Touch option in iOS. Borked iPhone in 3...2...1

It's really not fair when you step out of the gym to the overpowering smell of fresh baking cookies

If I'm horizontal, you have a limited window to keep me from falling asleep & talking ain't gonna get it done.

Shark Feeding Frenzy at New Jersey Shore

Brushing up on my crime-fighting lore @ the pool.

The 1st rule of Project Runway: don't talk about Project Runway. 2nd Rule: don't make your client cry.

dear Santa/Great Pumpkin/Sugar Mama: hint, hint