he really likes to fuck men.
the cat has finally gotten the specific treat he was looking for, and has now stopped meowing.
if it is a bad thing that he really noticed the doughnut shop on the walking route home from the gym.
if a guy hit on me, and he was holding a tarantula, that would so increase the odds of me doing him.
the fat *is* the flavor in Oscar Meyer hot dogs, alas. Chef Boy ar Dee Mini Ravioli are the same.
better living through chemistry. He cannot find a decent fungicide *anywhere*, and wonders if Ortho Funginex got banned by his state.
the tube has been removed. The cat is all scarfaroony now.
he spent more time shirtless yesterday. So why is he so pink now? Treacherous summer sun!
better living through chemistry.