sits in a snowy park with a cup of Starbucks.

reading an article: UFO or an elaborate hoax? Flying saucer-like object ...

finds out that his birthday is indeed today. Or so it has been recorded.

programmed the Fruit Ninja game so that only watermelons appear for him to slash at.

to train new intel agents.

sold the capsule containing nuclear for millions.

some people should find this sign useful:

fallen asleep on his desk in the midst of work.

discovers Fruit Ninja game.