I would date Alanis Morissette, but I don't think I'm strong enough to survive the break-up song.

Do they really need a badge to let people know you've uploaded a profile pic?

Mock me now, but when I'm famous you'll all be eating Pez out of my head.

Fine. This makes twice I haven't been asked to sing back-up on We Are The World. I'll take the hint, Music Industry.

At long last! A hideous and apalling new DieToon!

It's probably an unlicensed tattoo parlor if they're piercing eyebrows with a Bedazzler.

In 2010, I resolve to stop forming plurals with apostrophe's. And also to stop referring to CNN's Wolf Blitzer as "Beardy McBeardface."

Four days from now it will be 2010, and I find the lack of apron-wearing robot housekeepers disturbing.

Huggies? Them are those diapers with sleeves, right?