why do we have to wait til you're famous?

GIVE THEM TO ME THE PEZ

Mmm...Pez.

Ew... pez is gross.

No fighting for Pez.

where you come up with this stuff.

I'll tell you if you stop hitting me with a halibut.

What fun would that be?

Can I have the pez now and mock you when you are famous?

Only if you refrain from mocking me now until I'm famous.

that if I had a talk show I would hire you as my head writer. Why my head would need a writer I'm not sure.

You must pay me top dollar, because I'll have that fat Pez contract by then.

<----- mocks you, Pez or no

hahaha!

So from this stack of $1 bills you insist on the top one?

too salty right now

MarkCarras: Give me some in the middle, too.

whoz mockin' ya?

Everybody. It's what people do.

I would rather have people laughing at me than laughing with me.

At least then I know what the joke is.