Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow!

No man is an island. But no man is a bowling ball, either. Really, I'm not following this discussion.

I'm out there somewhere...

Can vegetarians eat Spam? I mean, it doesn't contain any actual meat, does it?

Rather blizzardish around here today.

I'm cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.

I'm bringing Baby Jesus some frenkinsense, murr, and a book on spelling.

One time I tugged on Superman's cape, and he was actually pretty cool about it.

I hope none of the other ninjas in this dojo find out I'm wearing Spiderman Underoos.