that sky :')

heyooooo this is always a long shot because local plurk people still ~1 hour away from me, but if any of you are up for haunted overload or the portsmouth halloween parade this year, hmu

i am begging npr correspondents to find a different way to talk about "harris's outreach to black male voters". different phrasing, different intonation, something

[rl vent/friend drama/disclaimer: absolutely none of you know this person don't worry]

when you use your generic c&p on an empty account

[revival project] shaw fights zombies and wishes for her gun

shaming the town council of deerfield, nh:

i was looking for a gif and found this instead <3 what a loser

I hate turning on the heat before November, but

I have never wanted to touch a wild animal more (ofc I didn't)