and I absolutely just gave them $15 to help them do it

jfc, CAH has never gave a fuck.

I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’RE GETTING POLITICAL. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STICK TO CARD GAMES?
Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?

Omg

I wanna give them $15

oh my god the wall thing

someone do this so we can all know what you get during december

yes! I need to know and I can't do it

living in a dumb country that's no america. feels bad man :|

oh I'm doing it. It's happening.

yaaaaaas

good, keep us non-Americans up to date

I'MMA DO IT TOO

soon as i get on my lunch hour i will buy the thing

IS CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT NOW?
We’re just being regular correct.

BE LIKE CAH, and don't give one single fuck.

yesssssss

bless these humans

sp4mhard: one year a friend bought me a different holiday subscription thing they were doing, and I now legally own a small piece of a private island near New York

these are my favorite bunch of weirdos with money

WELP i bought 3

me, husband, and roommate

OH GOD I NEED THIS

scrivenerspen I think we need this.

yup

so beautiful

done!

Welp that's fifteen bucks I'm parting with RIGHT NOW

Jesus Christ I love this

I bought one for myself and one for Ash.

YOU SAID YOU WEREN’T GOING TO DO ONE OF THESE COMPLICATED HOLIDAY PROMOTIONS AGAIN.
We’re liars, just like the president.

Jesus Christ, CAD, calm the fuck down.

(no don't this is great)

I totes got one.

niiice

I don't even have the base game because I don't entertain, but I have friends I can donate to

Damn it. I want to give them $15 but I live in the UK.

well shit I gotta

gods bless these nutjobs

litshard: know anyone in the US to send it to? (I joke)

Wow I don't know what it is either but I sure did just buy three and send them to my friends xD

penguinknitter: If my sister weren't moving right now...

(I'd probably also send her the Critical Role Art Book to send to me, too.)

this is Very Good

im doing it

were saving america

I hope that lawyer has a great time with this too

i pretty much gave up when he was elected this made me feel better for the first time in a year

I ordered this

oh my god

Dsold

if they're still doing this Friday i'm buying a few

I wanna do it

done and done. last year's was amazing tho

definitely just got one for my sister too

i don't live in the us can i give them $15 to mail all these directly to trump?

I was just wondering how many people were going to do that

Oh my god please

Done x 2, me and my housemate.

...said housemate also owns a tiny piece of an island somewhere.

haha omg

snorts

I did it

bless this post and CaH

will buy when at home.

well, I know what my housemate is getting for Christmas

also what I got myself for Christmas

i am honestly tempted to do this for my whole family

bless

this is amazing

I want a bat with a six foot wingspan

I did one for myself and one for my brother

I WANT IT

i wish i could send one to my family that voted for trump, b/c i can only imagine what they'd send them

i didn't actually vote and said so, suddenly i'm nervous about what i'm gonna get /laughs

Bless this company

i'm scared because I listed "Pineapple (fite me)" as my favorite pizza topping

rofl

them's fightin' words

but i like pinapple+bacon on pizza

hell yeah bacon and pineapple

P.S. It’s too late to edit your survey information. The wheels of destiny are in motion. from the bottom of the confirmation email, I'm now a bit scared

i wonder how much of the border they'll be able to buy

Ggddgtgseg

hey i honestly like pineapple as well

but you demanded they fight you so

EXACTLY

i'm so excited

Oh yeah, I absolutely listed pineapple

well they have over 100,000 slots at 15 bucks a piece, so hopefully a lot

and went :3

bought it!

it started at 150,000 and they're going fast

yeah they're already at 99000

it will be sold out in the next day or two, no doubt

Glad I bought mine already

DONE

bought one for my dad, eff it

i mean, my answer to the pizza one was sausage and pineapple bc i'm a heathen so

gosh why must I be poor right now.

I did the thing

aaaand purchased for the spouse's birthday

ok this is a political plurk ill allow on my timeline

midcirclenine: I literally said "pineapple like the heathen I am" for mine XD

I am 100% doing this and I just sent this to like 5 of my coworkers who are also doing it.

dangit, I shoulda tacked something snarky onto my pizza topping answer >:| too late

on the other hand I literally just put tomato sauce so maybe the stupidity is snark enough

now I want pizza

I love this. I might actually have to do it

TAKE MY MONEY

oh my goooooood

One for me, one for my sister

one for me, my girlfriend, my dad... considering getting one for my mother, sis and bro, but i don't know my sibling's address or any of the other things the survey asks for

I decided $15 was in my budget.

Lmfao I’m dyin squirtle

I just gave them fifteen dollars and I don’t feel even a little bit sorry

Ah man, I should order some stuff for my parents.

They're used to getting random gifts in the mail.

I got this for my mom.

Oh I'm so doing this.

i need this, it'll be like an advent calendar but better

So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.

Omfg go little american company go

welp

I just bought this

anyone else just getting Sorry, something went wrong when they enter their payment info? I tried two different cards

I'm getting errors too, I think their website is being soul punched by traffic.

I can't even get to the site, we broke it

nvm it just worked, they must just be getting slammed

just placed my order 8D

I love that they asked "what candidate did you vote for?" and it includes the option "bullshit 3rd party candidate"

"what would you prefer as a pet?" lmao bat? bat with 6ft wing span? I chose rhino because they need protecting, poor things keep getting poached and are almost extinct.

bats have some seriously gross habits but on the other hand... giant bat

or just. a normal bat with outsize wings

I went with bat because deep in my soul, I want chiropteran cuddles

I listed pineapple.

I didn't get those questions

Do canadians have no options I wonder

I didn't either and I'm Canadian so yeah probably

it would be weird if we were asked who we voted for lol

Okay I can justify $15 for this

slams money down

purchased for myself and my mother

And Christmas present for a friend

who I asked, and listed ham and pineapple for

i put in rhino because dammit i want a mighty tankdog steed

"I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’RE GETTING POLITICAL. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STICK TO CARD GAMES?
Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?"

spite is good for something!

i know what that's referencing and i'm disappointed in myself for recognizing it

it's from Jackass

oapsdufads

consider, though: they didn't say what kind of bat the giant bat had to be

it could so be one of those fuzzy fruit bats

i get off work hopdfully within the next hour imma try to get ine of whatever these are

yeah for my survey I said "pineapple, because I freely admit I'm a monster". also i now await and dread my surprises, which i'm pretty sure is the proper feeling

oh my god.

Sold out

To anyone still trying to get one

holy shit that went fast

bought it just in time, dang

cah is powerful

that was much faster than the other years

We're all going to own a very tiny small piece of land

aww i missed it...

im glad i bought one during lunch break

man I'm so sad I missed it

and i probably could've gotten one if I'd actually called out sick tonight...wah

wow I'm glad I didn't wait until getting home to buy mine...

I don't even own the game and yet i did this and now i'm so scared of what i'm going to get. But excited

Can you imagine what the history books for this are going to look like

I just read the tumblr for Hawaii 2 and giggled aloud and read this and also giggled aloud

true heroes, CAH

I'm so sad they're sold out, I was gonna buy one as well but I saw this too late to get it

I bet lots of money that what they're doing is giving everyone a square foot of that land, so that there are hundreds of thousands of owners of said land, which makes imminent domain infinitely more bullshitty to enforce for the government when they try.

I'm so glad i got it when i did omg

And i would love a tiny piece of borderland

i'm glad i decided to buy it while i was on lunch

oh gosh I sure HOPE that's what they're doing I would be absolutely delighted to own a small part of wall-blocking bureaucratic hell

^

they say right in the video on the site that that's what they're doing

oh I didn't see a video! EXCELLENT

I just want a tiny piece of wall-blocking land.

Omg excellent

We're all going to be land-owners, just as the founding fathers hoped and dreamed.

Sold out ;-;!! Whyyyyyyy

Hell yesss

I'm so excited to see what else we get

Since we're getting six things, apparently

I want a square foot of land

I want to place a tiny house on it

it's right up at the top of the page. the still is the old guy wearing the shirt that says AVOCADOS

*the MILLENNIAL, mind you

yes

I didn't bother listening to it, i was too busy giving them my money

But i will go back and listen now

Pff I did that too. Also because I was on work break and couldn't listen to it properly.

Man, I bet the law firm is going to have fun with this hahaha

I listened to it afterward.... I don't know if that counts as one of our surprises, or it's just something they plan to do. But one day I will visit my land and put a tiny monopoly house on it.

dragon8writers: I think the first "surprise" is some paperwork etc. They kind of detail it in the page under the Day One Preview: On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.

that's not a surprise if they tell us, though. I demand six surprises! 8| (But seriously. this part of history is going to be utterly ridiculous and thanks to CAH I'm going to be a part of it)

hell. this part of history is already utterly horrifying, o welcome all ridicule we can add to it.

Sold out

i think it sold out like fifteen minutes before i got home last night and im salty

Inkswitch: can you edit your toplevel to reflect that it's now sold out, maybe? The sold out button is pretty low on the page so people are finding out they're sold out after getting excited.

i hope theres multiple monopoly houses placed here. and also a monopoly hotel or two.

See, I considered putting a hotel down, for new visitors to our country to stay at... but I think I'd rather go for a homey air bnb type thing?

GOOD

Maybe the map they send will have your plot marked on it? Not that it would be any good with such small plots, lost in acres of land, but it'd be a nice touch.

I was sort of hoping they'd give us.the exact coordinates

They might.

But i'm excited to see exactly what it will be

They're probably just trying to sort out who gave them money right now

A free pizza and some money to pay off our debt?

A bunch of plurkers find out their plots are together and they build the hotel plurkafornia

Hell yeah

I'm gonna put a lawn flamingo on mine

Trespassers will be tickled

Or Trespassers will be silently judged.

Dress code: No Make America Great Again caps

Or Make America Grate Again

I LIKE MY SHREDDED CHEESE

Make American Shredded Again?

Can I just be me?

I kinda wish they'd stick to card games myself. Card Games are life. (goes back to playing Duel Monsters)

My current mood is the entire FAQ

Also, thank you for the edit!

I hope it's somewhere on the Arizona part of the border, I could conceivably get there

the last time they gave out land during holiday bullshit (hawaii 2) they did in fact give exact coordinates

Now i regret not buying fpur things for myself. One fpr each of the voting choices

I am so curious what a Trump voter gets

a pie in the face.

I'm sad it's sold out, and I can't get whatever it will be.

Pie is delicious

OOoh OOooh. A barber quartet will come and sing a song about how much you suck

unfortunately, if the rules for Hawaii 2 hold true for this land, while you can visit the land and place whatever you want there for a pic, you can't leave anything on the ground. so no placing monopoly hotels to remain behind when you leave.

oh no, alas.

I had visions of a delightful miniature fuck-you townlet.

Didn't the Hawaii 2 hunt also have a large chest with booze and your too slow cards for everyone else?

Alas I didn't end up with my card but it was fun to see pictures

idk who you are but this plurk is in my liked plurks and it says it's your birthday so HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRANGER PLURK OP

well that's crazy kind of you, stranger, thank you!