I think the British equivalent of "America! F**k yeah!" has to be "England. Right-o."

Whenever someone "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" to people. They're starting to take it as a challenge.

Watching What To Expect When You're Expecting is made more bearable by playing the Spot The Atlanta Landmark game.

The Ovengers! ping.fm/iYdKB

Two steps forward, one step sideways, three steps diagonally, one step backwards, etc etc.

Thunder Muscle!

Just saw a Leaf driving around Atlanta. Awesome!

"Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality"

Microsoft, it's a console, not a cell phone... ping.fm/osF3c