Amazon thinks I clicked on a phishing email and reset my password. At 2:30am. While I was at the movies. Wut?

The Samsung Galaxy S III actually looks pretty terrible because of all the bloatware they're putting on it. Samsung's software sucks.

Her: "I'm not amd. / mad*" Me: "You're Intel?"

Childhood is a lot like being drunk. You don't remember most of it, but other people always remind you of the crazy things you did.

Oh boy! I've got 2 Firefall invites. Who wants one?

Coors Light is glamorous! ping.fm/Mjwkp

Olive Garden brings 3 breadsticks to a 2 person table. Clearly, this is a conspiracy to create drama!

Remind me to never take a job as an analyst. I might kill myself if I had to do this all the time.

Kareem Abdul Babar ping.fm/AhXmx

Yo Dawg: Put your Google Drive folder inside your Dropbox folder. Double syncing, all the way man!