thetoolboxpoet
@thetoolboxpoet
male Los Baños, Philippines
I've been practicing to be a randy old man since I was 12. It's screwed up certain aspects of my social life, but I mostly wouldn't have it any other way. Despite the rheumatism, life is good.
my sister thinks the reason i've been "grumpy" for several days is a woman.
Dolphy taught me how best to answer stupid queries about the location of things I didn't care about.
in other news (because i found out just now)...
whatever i'm good at doesn't pay because i suck at selling whatever i'm good at. this is a challenge to my creativity.
p*nyeta, ipit ka na naman, dex. overextended, under-budget & lock-stepped into doing the needlessly difficult.
Bad Man and Robber... the Dastardly Duo
ever since i started dealing with pushy clients, i feel as if i've picked up some form of tourette's
Christians and CURSING on cussing...
Gloom: Amber Benson, Michele Boyd, and Meghan Camare...
p*nyeta. leave a roll of tape on an open surface and someone invariably makes off with it.