I'm not gay but $20 and a location is all I need to take a life.

if I die all trees on the earth will sink into the ground and disappear so be really grateful for me

giving her the ick moaning and whimpering tryin to stuff my keys into my skinny jeans tight little pocket

My chakras are teething, my body and spirit are in turmoil

50% of being online is witnessing thousands of people fight tooth and nail to maintain complacency and ambivalence over everything that could make them feel even slightly conflicted. Twitter is a lot like my dad.

I'd rather die a failure than shave my bush

me(36F) thinks son(8M) is gross and weird

Auntie spends alllll day playing by the dirt and chopped wood and gets all fussy when I don't pick the bugs off her

the matriarch bought my girlfriend some really nice corduroy pants and shattered her brow like glass.

I went to church with a girl who could convince her little brother he was standing in traffic no matter where they were without fail, he would just start shaking didn't know where to go.