Clarabelle Cow in the three musketeers got my clit wobbling like a freshly kicked doorstop

in "You Can Call Me Al" Paul Simon says "don't wanna end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard." this is because Paul was deeply afraid he would die of an anvil falling on his head causing him to sink down into the earth until he saw a devil.

the clopening shift should be illegal I think, bad bitches like myself aren't made for this

every post I've ever made goes on the resume

Kohl's employee dress code says I'm not allowed to wear graphic hoodies but I am allowed to wear a collar that says "PetSmart's finest."

I'm standing behind you in line at the bank
I tap your shoulder rapidly, fast enough to burn your coat
"Aunt slappy squirrel prolly slings crazy box huh?"
my face is dry and flaking
blood drips from the front right pocket of my tight leather pants
"you should really hold my hand so I don't lose you in the crowd."
there's only 5 other people in line

Vanilla the rabbit thank you for letting this putrid cur see another sunset

holding rocket launcher I'm about to turn this hasbeen hotel into a WASbeen hotel

more people should be hard to talk to

walks in covered in blood wearing a shirt that says "born to spin attack forced to ground pound" frowning and holding my widdle blankie