they should make an anime about a girl who burps on other girls, they should also give the skinned monkey Kanye posted on Instagram a purple heart

Disney announced they hid a liver in the magic kingdom and the first person to find and smash it gets their mortgage paid, the winner was dressed like the joker, says a lot.

I keep having dreams about winning and experiencing victory? fucking awesome?

me: if evil was currency I'd be rich
wisest monk on the mountain: currency is evil
me: fuuuuckkk
me and the wise monk at the same time: checkout this wicked car crash compilation I downloaded on my smartphone
hot girl with plump lips: I wanna kiss the one of you that isn't a monk I think

treat her titties like xbox, suck that shit till it red rings

I love to tease my wisdom's bean

ifunny smiley face gets wet as fuck probably

my friends all hate me and never believe that I have a cup signed by olive garden mascot Jezebel Fever

lebron james midas level punishment day

no horny shit, boobs are sick as fuck, like the racing stripes of people parts. so rad...