PSA: unless you are already sleeping next to me from the booty call last night, 7:30 a.m. booty calls are unproductive. yes, you look fantastic half naked. shhh, it's morning.
has also just realized that 1) this has been sitting here for some time because her interwebs was down, lulz and 2) nobody says booty call except her and her friends who have used it ironically so often,