i get some weird ones. but this is a bus joke with me and xina.

he probably doesn't know that. PROBABLY.

Makes you wonder if he’s planning to escape on a space shuttle, though

yeah, kinda.

and if he IS, i definitely wanna message him back...

If it also includes number 9? Maybe?

sadly, no.

...wait, maybe in binary. i forget. there were numbers.

1001?

i just don't remember. i'm not really allowed to hang out on there. i get snarky.

I would think that snark is the best way to approach hat service.

i've had really good results with it, and i don't seem to get quite as many (or even the same kind) of problematic messages as so many women do. but there are days. heh.

I just get guys that don't form complete sentences

I apparently solely get scammers who hope that I will ignore the “straight” and “looking for women” in their profiles

sprinkles good dating site bive dust aaaallll over the place

I need more than dust… try Mount Everests-worth!

i mean... ok. might take a minute. gotta hold mah tongue just right...