Hey, AskReddit. My brother won't ustream my niece being born. What act of selfishness can't you believe your family did to you?

I'd say a good indicator of how your marriage is doing is how often you laugh so hard in church that one of you has to excuse yourself.

Buying MichMaybenot a bag of rusty nails to play with to take her mind off the soreness of her latest tetanus shot.

Is anyone else shocked by the cover of this week's TIME? What magazine can afford to have that much white space? #lowerlefthandwhiteout

Have now been married to MichMaybenot for a year. Condolences to those who have lost an over/under.

Man. It's like the War of 1812 out there... #amiright, Baltimore?

Tonight's cheddar stuffed burgers featured a who's who of condiments. It's basically the Anchorman Fight Scene of food. Tonight's cheddar stuffed cheeseburgers featured a w...

If dogs like doggy treats so much, why don't they just make regular dog food out of that? Like Cookie Crisp, but for dogs.

Looking for a Venture Capitalist to invest in a hotel. Just unlocked all the Achievements in Innkeeper and loved Hotel Babylon. Let's talk.

Went to my first HOA meeting last night. I finally found an association I can't be kicked out of.