Whenever I see a wasp flying around I can't help but think of it as the mopey teenager of stinging insects.

Starting an experiment. Hypothesis: Men don't like to be greeted at a business meeting with a hug as much as women do.

Have spent today on what I assume to be the Stinging Insect Pride Parade route.

My day was so impressively disastrous that the made-for-TV movie version would star Ben Stiller.

Because of the alignment of the planets, Charlie Sheen has been standing straight up by himself for the last few days.

I'm writing a new song called "I Feel Like A Million Bucks (Just Trampled Over Me)". It's about my cold.

shaunbwilson$ rm -rf shaunbwilson/respiratory system/rhinovirus/

Idea for wellness book aimed at marketers: "Good to Great: Overcoming the Long Tail of the Common Cold". Explains resting across 300 pages.

Spider-Man streaming on Netflix means being able to sleep in AND watch Saturday morning cartoons with the missus. bit.ly/wuWLrS

Lots of cross-promotion ads last night. Especially liked the Detroit Cars/Batman Beyond cross-promo in the It's Halftime in America spot.