tonight I realized there are times when Penelope's yelling reaches Shakespearean heights

showing gf Person of Interest

everyone google the painting "My Wife's Lovers." it's SFW, I promise.

[work] last week we discovered that a slice of our data got seriously fucked up while no one was looking at it. today I find out that the entire tool responsible for collecting it may in fact be fundamentally broken from the ground up. FANTASTIC.

why do cats enjoy smoosh so much

[work] I basically just had a full on fight (not, you know, physically) with my former boss

[work] ugh can I stop being the person who stumbles into broken shit pleassssse

This is the data collection form for the San Juan airport wifi. What genre do y'all think I am?

has anyone else read The Jinn-Bot of Shantiport? (if not, go read it, it's awesome)

lol we're at dinner at this empanada bar and this weird older dude keeps like... negging us? it's very weird.