Today my sister and I took our dad out to lunch for his birthday and the subject of Gillian Anderson came up, so I mentioned casually that she was in Hannibal and I had given the DVD set to Dad and he was all NO I DO NOT HAVE IT

[army of the dead] i cannot wrap my brain around the fact that this movie came out in may of this year. my entire being insists it's from 2020, but nope. what even was the past year and a half (aside from actually at least a decade) [spoilers also, inevitably, for army of thieves]

the latest in the "moving from retail to an office job is fucking wild" saga: my supervisor took time to sit down with me at my cubicle and explain that the security camera across from me is fake, bc "people have worried about that before"

[army of] idk what else to call it, but anyway, netflix released a prequel to Army of the Dead called Army of Thieves, and like

help how do i fix this. i remember it being an issue before but i don't remember how i fixed it apparently copy/pasting the apostrophe from Text Edit was the answer? wtf

Boondock Saints III is really happening, will shoot ...
why

[halloween weekend] nevermind what else i've been doing, this weekend is for horror movies. i'm planning to watch:

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[spider-man 2002] wow, that wrestling scene is terrifying if you know anything about how wrestling works

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