pogcifer
@pogcifer
Umbral Abyss, NE Cloister, Vatican City State (Holy See)
pogcifer d. roger, thanatomancer, thaumic lawyer
associate director of Ravnica Law Associates
itsr and kchk enjoyer, comments my own, not the views of my employer
associate director of Ravnica Law Associates
itsr and kchk enjoyer, comments my own, not the views of my employer
told the academy id be working on my casting....... DIDNT TELL THEM WHAT KIND 
plurger
apprentices will learn a single incantation and start calling themselves a spellcaster
sorry for the lapse in anecdotes, my intern created a thaumaturgical faraday cage out of thundersteel and the summoning crystals from the coffee machine
currently trying to get the goblin lord Krokhur to settle on a case of patent violation, as a "sharp-ass-stick" is not a valid patent
goblins will see you enchant a blade with minor flames and say "he cannot afford a torch!"
dwarf saw my astral focus (angelforged bracelet) and offered me four nyxstones "fer tha lil bauble on yer wrist there sonny"
intern has started calling herself a witch, but she has only learned divination. the children really don't respect the arcane arts anymore
intern has been complaining about the taste of our draughts of invigoration. child, YOU BREWED THE POTION
intern triggered the alarm enchantment while trying to enter Alhammaret's Archive and nearly got devoured by Susan. really wishing i hadn't hired her