my intern added fulgur root before the gota blooms while brewing her daily potion of lesser energy and set the kitchen on fire..... why cant i get a good intern

beat the dark magick allegations

quarterly reports look good! N45,500,000 in profit this quarter, and hopefully going to spend it ALL on Quantum Portals to get between offices faster. Sadly HR wont let me install more than two in an office bc they are "dangerous" and can cause "severe flux warping" or "accidental divine conception" or something similar. sad truly

caitlyn from HR has been prowling around the office today. hope the old bat (literal) retires so i can get her nice corner office

archimedian melos finally responded to our invoice requests after three weeks, if he didnt respond by friday, we could finally have sent our magehunters after him. kinda sad, we spend N450000 per month on them and havent had to use them in two years. kinda miffed

New apprentice fucked up the scrolls that we had to send out by noon. she used abyssal ink instead of augur blood ink and now they just fuse your hat to your head instead of making a tiny clone of me give our quarterly financial report

office had to ban all casting outside of the bullpen because Noctis from HR kept having class 4 wards cast on his door. not sure where whoever did it got the void pearls from, but i am impressed

got a new intern this week for the summer, she's a warlock from the northern conference, and is currently going to Primordial Law for a graduate program. Personally, i would have preferred the Divine Host from AlfheimU but i'm hoping for a great internship!

n'gathur gave a pre-judgement, but the Scions of Dagur are trying to make this a class-action settlement because they bought about 450,000N worth of unguents before discovering that they were quote "naught more than hurgle oils and perfumes"

just got a new legal brief from Tynar the Endless LTD, apparently the new line of unguents from Urza's Cosmomancy can cause severe mana sickness if used more than twice a week. follow up with judge n'gathur tomorrow