Plurk when I fire it up after 5 years only to check if Facebook is down:

WHAT YEAR IS IT WHAT IS THIS

Mac app store launches. I don't know what to feel. ping.fm/rxuFl

taking a step back from everything tonight for some glorious shuteye. Fucking back of my neck hurts #stressdrillon #tiredfailon #m

If games had super easy modes! ping.fm/FwiEK

Final call of the night done. Funny how vendors sell me their shit and I, in turn, sell it upwards the organization. sellsellsell

Kinda hard to hate lesnar now that he's all humble and shit. Greay fight nonetheless! #ufc

There's your submission of the night #UFC

Now THIS is a fight! Blocking is for pussies! #ufc

Remember guys, 9 hours from now, it's FaceKickery time courtesy of Lesnar/Carwin #UFC