CyTube i truly need my plur plug plurk besties. you are my rock. please.

i start work in like 2 weeks. im gonna be the hottest trans girl working at that movie theater, and that's a very small feat.

what if ppl on here still used twitter. could they follow mcrsftdog. like. hypothetically.

do people like. reply to a strangers comment on another persons comment. that’s scary.

waiting for the day a man to notice me and approach me and say those words,

“come on, barbie. let’s go party”

the whole purpose of the enlightenment and the scientific revolution was to put Weird Girls out of their jobs. id rather be an anchorite than a sandwich artist

got april fooled. egg on my face af

its good to remember that if i ever cause some national controversy, it’ll be like a discourse bomb. maximum number of takes flying around at once. this is why im so careful the power plant.

going to tiktok church tonight

podcasts that automagically splice in local ads should be illegal