microsoftdog
@microsoftdog
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female West Virginia, United States
microsoftdog
1 years ago 1
finally earning the merit badge for explaining voice training to my therapist
microsoftdog
1 years ago
my only cultural impact is taking the infobox pic for 100 gecs. its a shit picture too.
microsoftdog
1 years ago
sorry im not home right now i’m plurking into spiderwebs
microsoftdog
1 years ago 1
watching an isekai and solemnly shaking my head so ppl know i dont approve
microsoftdog
1 years ago 2
yes a 3 year old just misgendered me, but i wont let it get to me. he probably doesnt even know what pronouns are yet
microsoftdog
1 years ago
shout out to microsoft excel for being so good that people just forgot about doing spreadsheets by hand on paper. literally the whole economy was on the backs of people with absurdly sized sheets of paper
microsoftdog
1 years ago 2
watching a politic streamer and he just. keeps doing defamation. but i dont wanna correct him cause hes on a roll
microsoftdog
1 years ago 3
the cunk show is funny but like. imagine being one of those academics. nightmare.
microsoftdog
1 years ago 3
in the post-apocalypse, a secretive order passes down the lost art of improv sketch comedy. if you don’t say “yes and” to the local warchief your head is coming off
microsoftdog
1 years ago
i love the postal service’s 2003 album “give up”. also if i get to 2040 and gen alpha is talking about the 20th anniversary of phoebe’s “punisher” i will have a mental breakdown