Watching my karma drop...

I'm sick sick sick. I need to be better by Thursday. Vibes, please!

Anne Coulter's jaw wired shut. FUNNY!

Daughter waited on Elie Wiesel tonight at Panera. She gave him a free meal.

JACK BAUER in 15 minutes. SQUEEEE.

Question I just asked: Is anyone making dinner or are we all going to starve?

Questions I don't want to hear: Mom, how do you get printer ink off the floor?

Question I shouldn't have to answer: Why are your dollars so crisp?

Do you play http:Apples to Apples?

Do you like snarky blogs?