The world may end. It may not. Either way, if you don't start trying to make your life what you want it to be today...

Happy 9th Birthday to my little rogue princess.

God bless us, every one. Night, all. May you all dream up something magical tonight.

It's that feeling when you look at the presents carefully arranged for the kiddies to find them... when you turn off the last light...

Duties as the Jolly One have concluded for the year. Merry Christmas, kids from 1 to 92.

I'm getting excited. My sister will be here tonight to help me turn my parents' den into a present wonderland for tomorrow morning. :?D

richard simmons on whose line

Last day of work until Tuesday, Dec. 27th. Off for my winter vacation to play with my kids.

I love it when people ring the bell in the lobby multiple times and then give you an obnoxious grin when you walk up.

Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.