Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar

When in doubt, tell the truth.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.