MEMO TO PLURK. In an attempt to use 2010 to aggregate my online life, I’ll no longer be posting here. Google me elsewhere. Over and out.

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Rush is definitely my favorite. We're talking about Paula Abdul songs, right?

Dear Rod Stewart: Have I told you lately that I hate you? Love, me.

Broadcasting LIVE stereohambone with donjeem and jantzie on utahfm (@ Utah Free Media Studio) 4sq.com/4pAr7V

Sherlock Holmes: An obviously gay love story.

FACT: One of Oprah's favorite things is McRibs.

FYI, there is no such thing as a Little Caesars Bowl. I know, I've asked for it.

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, Starbucks! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

I hope Santa brings me the Luke Skywalker Buckteeth Kit I asked for. I've been ever so good!