Don't concentrate so much on your vision of your experiment that you lose sight.

I think I just realized why research articles about suicide never seem to be returned to the library.

Geneticists eagerly await results of cross-breeding blue blood with wild type. Research will focus exclusively on the first born male.

I'm working on an agar based cocktail called a Marpetri. It's a bit hard to drink, but it'll grow on you, if it's hot enough.

Lab work isn't one thing after another. It's one thing over and over and over.

Impossible problems are solved when we realize that they're just difficult choices waiting to be made.

NYCMarathon just attempted to announce 40,000 accepted names by scrolling across a screen. ObviouslyOrganizedByAnAcademic. What a disaster.

Instead of redoing successful experiments, shouldn't scientists redo the unsuccessful ones?

Why do prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg?

#2 pencils are like grad students. They do all the work, but credit still goes to a #1 that hasn't written anything for years.