meh. They can't all be gems.

Eureka! I think I've figured out how to get my own spot on the Discovery network. I'll call it "The Cake Immunity Show"

Hmm... I wouldn't have guessed that it would be so difficult to make light of Testicular Autoimmunity. (Upcoming Post at some point today)

Dear Experiment: When I asked "can things get any worse?", it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

It's not a long road to a a PhD. It's many, many, many, ... many, short ones.

Lab Partner Snark 1042: I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.

Scientists: Don't make the same mistake twice. Repeat it at least ten times, so you can get an article out of it.

A lot of fellows these days have a Ph.D, an M.B.A., or an M.Sc. The problem is more with their lack of J.O.B.

Academic success is when luck meets opportunity meets preparation meets funding.