Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.

The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!

Turnaucka's Law:
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
electrical cord.

Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.

As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.

Saber dissimular saber dos reis.
-- Cardeal de Richelieu

Por um gesto julgamos um carr

For off-road use only.

It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

BUGS
The man page is longer than the source.
-- ogginfo man page